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If U Love Someone...
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Sep 19, 2011 10:03 pm
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This is the original quote...
If you love someone - set them free!
If they come back they’re yours;
If they don’t they never were.
However, in today’s world, this quote finds its own MODERN VERSIONS depending on the kind of person you are...
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was...
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back ....
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why...? 
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her...
Patient:
If you love someone, set her free ..
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat …
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NUL
m_she = new CShe;....
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom....
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve....
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable....
anyway.
Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!...
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free....
MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously...
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy....
Somnambulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming...
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