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Dec 30, 2006 10:04 am
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Believe in Miracles
But don't depend on them
Better to understand little
Than to misunderstand a lot
Don't limit your challenges
Challenge your limits
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Thoughts
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Dec 30, 2006 9:59 am
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If we both exchange one Dollar we both have ONE dollar. But if exchange one good thought we both have TWO good thoughts
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TRUTH OF LIFE
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Nov 19, 2006 4:12 am
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We make them cry who care for us,
We cry for them who never care for us, and
We care for them who will never cry for us.
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SELF APPRAISAL
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Nov 19, 2006 4:08 am
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A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florid! a." Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
HAVE A NICE DAY
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MAIL
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Nov 19, 2006 3:59 am
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This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at
Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
How was that?
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Love
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Nov 11, 2006 2:26 am
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If 100 % of the people love you,
Make sure I am one of them.
If 99 % of the people hate you,
Make sure that I am 1 % who love you.
If 100 % of people hate you,
Make sure I am dead.
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Train
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Nov 11, 2006 2:20 am
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Rail Minister has introduced new train - from Mysore to Pakistan.
What is the name of the train?
Guess..................
You don't know?
"MYSOREPAK"
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Don't quit
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Nov 8, 2006 2:40 am
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When things go wrong,
as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging
seems uphill,
When the funds are low and
the debts are high,
and you want to smile,
but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest,if you must ... but don't you quit.
Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt.
And you never can tell
how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar.
So, stick to the fight
when you're hardest hit....
It's when things go wrong
that you mustn't quit.
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Life
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Nov 8, 2006 2:36 am
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I may never see tomorrow,
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.
I can't predict the future,
I can't change the past,
I have just the present moments
to treat as my last.
I must use this moment wisely,
for soon it will pass away,
And be lost forever
as a part of yesterday.
I must exercise compassion,
help the fallen to their feet,
Be a friend unto the friendless,
make their life complete.
The unkind things I do today,
may never be undone,
And friendships that I fail to win,
may never more be won.
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Toy
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Nov 2, 2006 9:49 am
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Bill had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison:
"Okay, Dad, you get the toy."
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