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Dec 9, 2010 2:07 pm
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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to police.
The officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, questioned her, and then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Oh, yes," she replied readily. "Tell him that my mother didn't come after all."
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||| Right Person!!! |||
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Dec 8, 2010 12:58 pm
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Employer to applicant : "In this job, we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "Then I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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||| The Speech... |||
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Dec 7, 2010 1:16 pm
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One CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention. So he asked one of his employees to write him a punch, 20 minute speech.
When the CEO returned form the big event, he was furious. He immediately called for that employee.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour long speech?" He demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished it."
The employee was baffled. "I just wrote you a 20 minute speech," He replied. "And I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
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||| Same Mistake!!! |||
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Dec 6, 2010 12:04 pm
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A man in a hurry taking his 10 year old son to school, made a turn at a red traffic light where it was prohibited.
"Oh... I think I just made an illegal turn" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "Don't worry, I just saw a police car right behind us and they did the same mistake."
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Dec 5, 2010 1:02 pm
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A woman was found guilty in traffic court and asked for her occupation she said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will never run a red light again' five hundred times."
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Dec 4, 2010 12:33 pm
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Son kills a butterfly...
Father tells, "No butter for you for 2 days."
Son kills a honeybee...
Father tells, "No honey for you for 2 days."
Mother kills a cockroach...
Son tells, "Dad, Will you tell her or shall I?"
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||| Missing Wife... |||
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Dec 3, 2010 2:20 pm
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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large s supermarket and asked. "You know. I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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||| The more generous... the more everything... |||
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Dec 2, 2010 10:50 am
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The more generous we are,
...the more joyous we become.
The more cooperative we are,
...the more valuable we become.
The more enthusiastic we are,
...the more productive we become.
The more serving we are,
...the more prosperous we become.
The more outgoing we are,
...the more helpful we become.
The more curious we are,
...the more creative we become.
The more patient we are,
...the more understanding we become.
The more persistent we are,
...the more successful we become.
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||| The Brick... |||
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Dec 1, 2010 1:12 pm
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A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?"
The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister... please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It's my brother," he said. "He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."
Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."
Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. "Thank you and May God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger.
Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home.
It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: "Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!"
God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not.
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Nov 29, 2010 1:26 pm
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Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden fruit!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn’t stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did!"
"DID NOT!!!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
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