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Apr 14, 2011 12:03 pm
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Madam to the maid: "You useless!!! Why didn't you come last week? And that too without informing me??????"
The maid replied: "O Myadam.... I had updated my Facebook status as 'Will be out of town for a week...' You didn't see it!!! Saaheb knows it...
He even commented, 'Come soon... Miss U !' "
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||| Women stuck to SHOPPING!!! |||
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Apr 3, 2011 1:09 pm
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Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT.
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION.
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS.
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD.
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY.
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women stuck to SHOPPING.
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Mar 31, 2011 2:18 pm
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If u love truly, you will die daily...
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If u flirt nicely, you will enjoy daily...
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Mar 28, 2011 2:20 pm
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There’s always…
A little truth behind every “Just kidding!”
A little knowledge behind every “I don’t know!”
A little emotion behind every “I don’t care!”
A little love behind every “I’m ok!”
A little pain behind every “Forget it!”
A little fear behind every “Leave me alone!”
A little hope behind every “Goodbye!”
There’s always...
"Something" behind every "Nothing!"
If only we’d understand the speech behind every “silence!”
May be someday we’d understand the “Life!”
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||| I’m leaving... |||
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Mar 10, 2011 11:01 am
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A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject : “Bye Bye”. With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”.
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least; I also have the Rs.12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much; hence your wish is my command.
Don’t worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I’m sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters “PS”. Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss,
None of the above is true. I’m am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my “Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal” attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!
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Mar 7, 2011 1:05 pm
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Good morning. At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp...
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 3 in order of ‘arrival’ so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.
If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4.
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.
If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
If you need money, dial 9.
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start
talking we are listening!
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Mar 5, 2011 2:07 pm
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A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.
One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot... But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.
One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book.
But the guy never talked to her.
Four years went away and nothing happened...
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Moral of the story:
Engineering boys never open their books!!!
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Mar 3, 2011 12:17 pm
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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his Limousine car when he saw two men along roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you", the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"
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Mar 1, 2011 12:46 pm
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Lie beside me
See how warm the sunshine tastes
Break the ice of life's embrace
Lie beside me
Come inside me
Feel my softness against your skin
Forget other places you have been
Come inside me
Move inside me
Slowly, like day moving into night
Until you feel an explosive light
Move inside me
Stay inside me
Bathe yourself here where it's warm
Outside there's a cold, dark storm
Stay inside me
Leave me
As a lover, as a friend
But promise to come again
As you leave me
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