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Sep 13, 2011 12:32 pm
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An Oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which apparently contradictory terms appear together.
Some funny Oxymorons :
01} Clearly Misunderstood
02} Exact Estimate
03} Small Crowd
04} Act Naturally
05} Found Missing
06} Fully Empty
07} Pretty Ugly
08} Seriously Funny
09} Only Choice
10} Original Copies
And the mother of all...
11} Happily Married...
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||| Crime is Same |||
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Jul 8, 2011 11:35 am
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A worried woman went to her Doctor and said : 'Doctor,
I have a serious problem and desperately need your help!
My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again.
I don't want kids so close together.'
So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'
She said: 'I want you to perform an abortion, and I'm
counting on your help with this.'
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence
he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution
for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'
She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to
accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to
have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's
kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest
some before the other one is born. If we're going to
kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is.
There would be no risk for your body if you chose the
one in your arms.
The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How
terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!'
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to
be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best
solution. The doctor smiled, realizing that he had
made his point.
He convinced the mom that there is no difference in
killing a child that's already been born and one
that's still in the womb.
The crime is the same!
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Jun 25, 2011 3:31 pm
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Sometimes shadows tell different story than reality...
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||| Mind reading... |||
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Jun 8, 2011 2:39 pm
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Jun 7, 2011 1:40 pm
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Women are always greedy!
They want everything from the same man...
But men are so simple!
They just want the same thing from every woman...
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||| 'Old' is... |||
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Jun 5, 2011 12:01 pm
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'Old' is when...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'Old' is when...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'Old' is when...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'Old' is when...
Going bra less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'Old' is when...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'Old' is when...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'Old' is when...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'Old' is when...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'Old' is when...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
'Old' is when...
You are not sure these are jokes!!!
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||| Daddy's Chair |||
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May 23, 2011 11:31 am
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A man's daughter had asked the local priest to come and pray with her father.
When the priest arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The priest assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit.
"I guess you were expecting me", he said.
"No, who are you?" said the father.
The priest told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up,"
"Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man.
"Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the priest shut the door.
"I have never told anyone this, not even my daughter," said the man.
"But all of my life, I have never know how to pray. At temple I used to hear the priest talk about prayer, but it went right over my head."
"I abandoned any attempt at prayer," the old man continued, "until one day four years ago; my best friend said to me, 'Prayer is just a simple matter of having a conversation with GOD. Here is what I suggest. Sit down in a chair; place an empty chair in front of you, and in faith see GOD on the chair. Then just speak to him in the same way you're doing with me right now.' So, I tried it and I've liked it so much that I do it a couple of hours every day. I'm careful though if my daughter saw me talking to an empty chair, she'd either have a nervous breakdown or send me off to the funny farm."
The priest was deeply moved by the story and encouraged the old man to continue on the journey. Then he prayed with him, anointed him with oil, and returned to the temple.
Two nights later the daughter called to tell the priest that her daddy had died that afternoon.
"Did he die in peace?" he asked.
"Yes, when I left the house about two o'clock, he called me over to his bedside, told me how much he loved me and kissed me on the cheek. When I got back from the store an hour later, I found him dead. But there was something strange about his death. Apparently, just before Daddy died, he leaned over and rested his head on the chair beside the bed. What do you make of that?"
The priest wiped a tear from his eye and said, "I wish we could all go like that."
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||| Follow the pearls of wisdom... |||
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May 4, 2011 2:17 pm
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Money can't buy happiness.
(But somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.)
Forgive your enemies.
(But remember their names.)
Help a man when he is in trouble.
(And he will remember you, when he is in trouble again.)
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem.
(But neither does milk.)
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Apr 26, 2011 1:48 pm
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Hard times are like a Washing Machine.
They TWIST, TURN & KNOCK us around.
But at the end we come out
CLEANER, BRIGHTER & BETTER
than before...
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||| Some one liners... |||
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Apr 24, 2011 12:41 pm
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*Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.*
*Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.*
*Better to be pissed-off than pissed on.*
*Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.*
*Girl who sits on jockeys' lap gets hot tip, girl who sits on judge's lap gets an honourable discharge.*
*Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.*
*Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.*
*Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.*
*Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.*
*Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.*
*Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.*
*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *
*Man with one chopstick go hungry.*
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.*
*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.*
*Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.*
*War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.*
*Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.*
*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *
*It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.*
*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *
*Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.*
*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.*
*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.*
*Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *
*Crowded elevator smell different to midget.*
*Finally,.........
*"A Lion will not Cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Would!"*
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