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Nov 16, 2010 9:28 am
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A veterinarian had had a really rough day at his office.
When he finally got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 1:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
"Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is", replied the vet, out of breath "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and yell that they are wanted on the phone"
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that will that stop them?"
"Should do," said the vet, "IT JUST STOPPED ME!"
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Nov 15, 2010 12:09 pm
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Days go by
Over and over
Dragging on
from one pale moon
to the next.
I feel myself getting older
Wasting away
Fading from the light
As each day dies
To another day
Slowly my body wanes
The slow decay of life
But still I have
Nothing
And No one
To get me through
These nights.
All a really need
is a fix
to get me though
From day to day
Losing the pain
for only a few
Moments.
Just a touch
Lips against my skin
A hand briefly in my hair
Warm skin pressed against me
Just a brief taste
Of a Heaven
That may never come
Come my One
Come soon
Before I lose my vision
Before I lose my hope
These days are so long
And I need you
My one.
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||| Life is beautiful… |||
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Nov 13, 2010 10:58 am
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Silence does not always mean yes,
It may also mean No, but it's better left unsaid.
Anger does not always mean hatred,
It could just be a means of coping up.
Laughter does not always mean happiness,
Sometimes it's just a mask.
Tears don't always mean sorrow,
It may also be an outlet of joy.
Staying away does not always mean it's the end,
It may also mean a best beginning.
And though life is so complicated,
It's always beautiful.
Live it...
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Nov 12, 2010 11:47 am
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "Yes, That he did, Father..."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun...'"
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||| Five times!!! |||
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Nov 11, 2010 11:14 am
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair - given that you're blind - that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
...Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second then shakes his head.
"Nah. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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Nov 10, 2010 11:47 am
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Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head...
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm
For they're so close to me...
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew...
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD dot Com.
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Nov 9, 2010 11:33 am
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A new friend is a new wine;
when it grows old,
you will enjoy drinking it.
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Nov 8, 2010 10:26 am
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LOVE is more than a four letter word
it packs more power than any we've heard.
LOVE can turn a frown into a smile
make our day more worthwhile.
LOVE never fails, love never tires
makes more heat than many fires.
LOVE makes us tingle and walk on air
helps us do things we wouldn't dare.
LOVE is a dream, a sweet fantasy
but it is also life and reality.
LOVE can fly us up so high
drop us low when it says goodbye.
LOVE is a strange mysterious force
but one we want to keep of course.
LOVE we don't want to live without
when it's absent, we will pout.
LOVE can go and new love return
better than before you will learn.
LOVE that is perfect and is right
may come along any day or night.
Yes LOVE is more than a four letter word
it's the most wonderful word you have heard.
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