/blog/pretty44/?pid=f110 [B][SIZE 2][COLOR crimson]I AM A COPY-PASTE ARTIST :) Don't visit my blog for original writings...You will only find copy-pasted stuff here.....sent to me from friends far and wide...:)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][font face=Calibri][SIZE 2][COLOR darkblue]THE RISQUE JOKES THAT I POST HERE ONLY REFLECT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR AND NOT MY M ORAL S OR LACK OF IT .....KINDLY DO NOT ASSUME OR PRESUME TO JUDGE MY CHARACTER THROUGH THESE COPY-PASTE JOKES.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/font] /blog/4312/post_68172.html?pid=f110&m= Some interesting and revealing incidents from the life of Albert Einstein who was recently honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century. One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein's driver Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:47:30 -0800 /blog/4312/post_68172.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67982.html?pid=f110&m= A priest was lecturing on the Bible one Sunday morning. He said to the congregation, "You know, the Bible has an answer for everything. The reason for that is that the people in the Bible have all, at Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:01:43 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67982.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67963.html?pid=f110&m= BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENTThese are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old,Hateful little bastard.Bites!FREE PUPPIES1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:58:38 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67963.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67929.html?pid=f110&m= Dirty Laundry.....A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside."That laundry is not very cl Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:33:07 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67929.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67902.html?pid=f110&m= The name of the baby A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom sai Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:59:10 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67902.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67752.html?pid=f110&m= [image] Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:15:34 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67752.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67743.html?pid=f110&m= A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him.She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrige Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:15:50 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67743.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67554.html?pid=f110&m= A foursome of guys is waiting at the tee, waiting for a foursome of women ,ahead of them , to hit their 'balls' and move on ...The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her Sun, 11 Dec 2011 10:00:55 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67554.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67519.html?pid=f110&m= Drunks have the best sense of humor A drunk from Newfoundland walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him a Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:50:10 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67519.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67458.html?pid=f110&m= Leisurely dining A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, Mon, 05 Dec 2011 06:24:32 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67458.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67387.html?pid=f110&m= NEW ONE - LINERS The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a f Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:23:11 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67387.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67329.html?pid=f110&m= An old lady dies and goes to heaven.She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.Don't worry about that,' says St. Pete Mon, 28 Nov 2011 21:22:39 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67329.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67300.html?pid=f110&m= NEW STORE..............Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their "soon-to-be" new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, Sat, 26 Nov 2011 09:28:26 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67300.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67224.html?pid=f110&m= The Italian Virginity TestMario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:17:09 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67224.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67199.html?pid=f110&m= Marry a Teacher Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:31:11 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67199.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_67041.html?pid=f110&m= God will provideA young woman brought her fiancee home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man.The father invited the fiancee to his study for a t Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:23:47 -0800 /blog/4312/post_67041.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_66950.html?pid=f110&m= Baseball and Mr.ObamaBarack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game.Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of the Secret Service guys leans forward a Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:01:17 -0800 /blog/4312/post_66950.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_66909.html?pid=f110&m= Nice twist in the tail of an old one.If you love something, set it free...If it returns you never lost it...If it disappears and never comes back, then it was never yours to begin with...And if it jus Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:36:02 -0800 /blog/4312/post_66909.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_66881.html?pid=f110&m= THE BUZZARD: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzar Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:28:35 -0800 /blog/4312/post_66881.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4312/post_66866.html?pid=f110&m= An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it Sun, 23 Oct 2011 21:30:10 -0800 /blog/4312/post_66866.html?pid=f110&m=