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Mar 31, 2011 2:50 am
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" Shri Man Mohan Singh Ji The Indian PM bets with Shri Zardari The President Of Pak.
If India wins Pak will hand over Dawood.
If Pak wins India to hand over Mayawati, Raja The 2 G scamster, Jayalalita, Kalmadi of CWG 2010 fame, Mamta Didi The Indian Fire Brand, Mulayam and finally The Lalu.
By now you all know the result.
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HAND BOOK for LIFE
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Mar 31, 2011 2:21 am
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Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2010.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours. (or more)
10. Take a 10-30 minutes’ walk every day.. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
13. Don't overdo. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will Stay in touch,
Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. God heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank God for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
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My Dog
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Mar 29, 2011 10:11 pm
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again
during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......
My dog is an Indian POLITICIAN!
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I Miss Bill Clinton... don't You?!?!?
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Mar 21, 2011 10:26 pm
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to-this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
... ya gotta love it!
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10 Commandments for Good Wives
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Mar 21, 2011 8:13 pm
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Even in the distant 17 th century Rabbi Yitzhak ben communities Poznan Elyakim especially for his daughter created a whole product in the format of the book, which is called a "good heart". There also have been described and these commandments for good wives after the break...
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1. Be careful when your husband is angry. At this point, do not be no fun, no grumpy - smiled and said softly.
2. Do not make your husband wait for food. Hunger - the father of anger.
3. Do not wake him when he sleeps.
4. Be careful with his money. Do not hide from him his financial affairs.
5. Keep it secret. If he brags, and keep it a secret.
6. I do not approve of his enemies and not hate his friends.
7. I do not mind him and do not claim that your advice is better than him.
8. Do not expect the impossible.
9. If you will be attentive to his request, he will be your slave.
10. Do not say anything that would hurt him. If you're going to treat him like a king, he will treat you like a queen.
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Lessons From Seniors
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Mar 21, 2011 2:19 am
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Dear Friends As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
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THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD:
"I have often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
Well ... I am fortunate to have a chemical engineering background (Almost all of us have such capability) and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine.
It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Harold should be an inspiration to us all
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Innocence at its best :
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Mar 20, 2011 9:33 pm
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A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad : What happened son?
Kid : Dad, I cant adjust with your wife anymore!
I want my own wife.
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This is What It Is..........
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Mar 19, 2011 6:09 pm
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Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his magnum opus "Kamasutra" that ....S - e - x is….
"Duty", if done with your Wife
"Art", if done with your Lover
"Education", if done with a Virgin
"Business Transaction" , if done with a Prostitute
"Social Work", if done with a Divorcee
"Charity", if done with a Widow
And "Meditative Trance", if done by yourself
- So Stop feeling guilty, which ever it may be..........
JUST DO IT
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