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bell four
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Jun 30, 2007 11:29 pm
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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says, 'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked.
'Bell two,' you jump on de bed.
'Bell tree,' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night, he came home and shouted,
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love. After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,
"BellFour!" What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished Jamaican. She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
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Two Arseholes
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Jun 25, 2007 11:44 pm
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Munda died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Santa and Banta. The three men had always done everything together.
Santa arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Santa said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Santa said, "Nope, ain't Mumnda." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Banta in to identify the body.
Gomer took a look at the body and said,
"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Banta said,
"No, it ain't Munda."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Munda had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?!" said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Mumnda with them two arseholes."
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What Religion is Your Bra?
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Jun 23, 2007 5:36 am
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enorm!ous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
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congratulations to the aish-abhi
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Apr 20, 2007 8:10 pm
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Bollywood stars Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai, get married late friday, April 20, 2007, in Mumbai, India. Aishwarya Rai once a Miss World and Abhishek Bachaan son of one of Indias Icon Amithabh Bachaan and both well-known Indian actors, were married in a private ceremony on Friday
Let us all at IFF wish them the BEST
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Tribute to Minal Panchal!!!!!Virginia Tech massacre
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Apr 17, 2007 10:47 pm
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FRiends
Let us pay our tribute to an Indian Girl Minal Panchal who lost her life in the Virgina Tevh Massacre.
A minute silence to all Indians and all of them who lost their life at the Virginia Tech massacre in BLACKSBURG, Va
AMEN
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