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I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FROM MY ROOM .HOW ABOUT YOU FRIENDS ???
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Mar 1, 2011 8:17 am
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MY ROOF SAYS--AIM HIGH 
MY FLOOR SAYS--TOLERATE EVERYBODY 
MY FAN SAYS--BE COOL 
MY CLOCK SAYS--EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS 
MY MIRROR SAYS--EVERYTHING REFLECTS,THINK BEFORE YOU ACT 
MY WINDOW SAYS--SEE THE BEAUTIFUL WORLD  -o
MY CALENDER SAYS--BE UP TO THE DATE 
MY DOOR SAYS--PUSH HARD TO ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS
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YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS.............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 16, 2012 11:51 pm
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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"
"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.
"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.
"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out."
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"
"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."
BY THE WAY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING !!!!!!!!!!!
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BLONDE JOKES .................SMILE AND LAUGH..................THROUGH HOLI.......
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Mar 7, 2012 7:12 pm
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A plane was on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land.
The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I TOLD HER THAT THE FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO DETROIT."
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HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY .....................HEALTH CHECKLIST..................
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Mar 6, 2012 12:32 am
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PEOPLE SAY ---"Behind every Successful man There is a Woman…"
BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THAT-- “WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN…
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CHECK HAEMOGLOBIN (all ages) --FOR ANAEMIA
ROUTINE MAMMOGRAM(> 40 yrs) ----FOR BREAST CANCER
ROUTINE PAP SMEAR (> 40 yrs) -----FOR CERVICAL CANCER
ULTRASONOGRAM (> 50 yrs) ------FOR OVARIAN CANCER
FBS & SERUM LIPIDS -----------ALL AGES
So take care of yourself for many more fabulous years!
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THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 5, 2012 12:07 am
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"A mother was taking a shower when her 2 yr old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for her camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look.
Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son..................................
She had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
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REMEMBERING MY MOTHER............. WHOM I LOST IN MY EARLY TEENS !!!!!!!!
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Mar 4, 2012 1:41 am
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THIS IS WHAT WE SAY TO OUR MOM AS WE ARE GROWING UP.........
AT 6 YRS ---I LOVE YOU
AT 10 ----WHATEVER YOU SAY MOM
AT 16 ----MY MOM IS SO IRRITATING
AT 18 ---I WANT TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE
AT 25 ----MOM YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT
AT 30-----I WANT TO GO TO MY MOM HOUSE
AT 50 ----I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE MY MOM
AT 70-----I WOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR MY MOM
WE HAVE ONLY 1 MOM-------LOVE AND RESPECT HER ALWAYS.
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AN ODE TO ALL INTELLIGENT WOMEN.........................................
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Mar 2, 2012 7:51 am
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11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . .... . . .
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Bangalore--- the Silicon Valley of India
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Feb 14, 2012 5:53 am
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Bangalore is a brand the world identifies India with.
It is also the single biggest reason why India has become such a hot investment destination.
ANY FRIENDS FROM THAT BEAUTIFUL VALLEY ???????
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