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EASTER BURGER - RECIPE
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Apr 5, 2007 6:46 am
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Ingredients
eggs - 4 Nos
chickens- 2 Nos
Lambs- 2 Nos
Porks - 2 Nos
Elephant - 1 No.
egg masala - 1 packet
chicken masala- 1 packet
lamb masla -packet
pork masala - 1 packet
elephant masala - 1 packet
oil and salt- as much as needed
How to cook
Boil the eggs and apply egg masala over them and deep fry in oil.Then stuff the chickens with fried eggs and apply chicken masala all over them and shallow fry the chickens.Then stuff the lambs with fried chickens and apply lamb masala on them and deep fry them.After they get fried,stuff the porks with the fried lambs and apply pork masala on them and shallow fry the porks.
At this point you will get 10 minutes to take rest.If you do not want to take rest you can use the time to write a blog on vegetarianism.
After the porks get fried stuff the elephant with them and apply elephant masala over it and deep fry the elephant.When the elephant's color turns to be deep tan take it out of the fry pan and fix it between two buns with a fresh tooth pick pierced into a cherry.
Now elephant burger is ready.
 YUMMY
*serve this burger when it's hot( dont use sauce with it because the elephant wont like it and it will cause a big trouble in your dining room)
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FIRST MEMORY
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Apr 3, 2007 11:53 pm
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Sitting in a big red plastic bin with water upto my waist...my mother was preparing to give me a bath...I am rocking the basin with more and more strength...finally I fell down from the veranda along with the basin 
THAT IS MY FIRST MEMORY
Later when I recalled this incident I asked my mother about it.She said "Yes, you were 2 years old then"
WHAT'S YOUR FIRST MEMORY???
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Apr 2, 2007 2:54 am
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SAD THAT LIFE DOESN'T HAVE AN OPTION 
IT'S CTRL+Z ( UNDO )
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Dance me to the end of love
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Mar 27, 2007 1:48 am
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Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin
Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in
Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love
Oh let me see your beauty when the witnesses are gone
Let me feel you moving like they do in Babylon
Show me slowly what I only know the limits of
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the wedding now, dance me on and on
Dance me very tenderly and dance me very long
We're both of us beneath our love, we're both of us above
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the children who are asking to be born
Dance me through the curtains that our kisses have outworn
Raise a tent of shelter now, though every thread is torn
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin
Dance me through the panic till I'm gathered safely in
Touch me with your naked hand or touch me with your glove
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love
*lyrics by leonard cohen
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SADDEST INCIDENT
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Mar 24, 2007 6:06 am
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It was two years back.I was talking to a friend standing on the footpath near to my house where there's a school on the other side of the road.
It was evening while all the students were coming out of the school to go home.
Suddenly we heard a sound and saw that a girl around 10 years old was hit by a bus and she fell down on the road.
She just stood up with not even a single trace of any wounds and said with a relieving smile "I am OK"
The next moment she dropped dead.
This is one of the saddest incidents I had to witness.
Mind to share yours?
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THE PARROT FANCIER
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Mar 22, 2007 4:24 am
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*An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop observing a young man
with orange, green, and blue spiked hair.
After a few moments, the
young man said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done
anything wild?
The old man smiled and said "Well, yes. I once had \bsexo?\b with a parrot,
and I was wondering if you might be my son . . . 
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I saw someone declaring this in lobby
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Mar 21, 2007 5:16 am
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"Friends,Romans,countrymen,
bloggers,chatters,cyberers... lend me your monitors and headsets;
I come not to bury Caesar, but to abuse him". - Omlet(Act III, Scene I .
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I WANT TO COMMITT SUICIDE
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Mar 15, 2007 6:25 am
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my post "the sun in (not son on) your head" has been removed from the most active blogs list(by number o'responses)
I found some ways to commit suicide for this reason.
1-Take a golden memebership
2-Swallow a train-so you will die because of constipation
3.Sit near to your office table and push two sharpened pencils into your nose...the try to punch them into your nostrils without using your hands but the tabletop.Do that continuesly (dont bother your colleagues please)untill the pencils break your brain
4. Watch the sharukh khan movie-DON
5. Keep on writting blogs to be listed as one in "Post Of The Month" the dhaba being run by some people who never cooked anything.
LOLZ IS THE ANSWER!!!!!!(courtesy-Not John Lennon)
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