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Follow Me..
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Nov 27, 2010 10:07 pm
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A new lecturer (a Bihari professor) was unable to control the class.The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.
So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out.But he does n't know how to put it in English.
He went near the guy.Shouted "follow me".The guy followed him till he went out of the class.
Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class.
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How to go to heaven
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Nov 26, 2010 7:07 pm
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I asked the children in my Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
“No!” the children all answered.
Then I said, “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “No!”
“Well,” I continued, “Then how can I get to heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be DEAD!”
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I AM NOT MAD BUT CURED NOW.
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Nov 25, 2010 11:58 pm
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Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in, to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ron out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news - she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ron, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'
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KISS AND IT MEANING
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Nov 24, 2010 6:58 pm
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What a kiss means....actually read the whole thing cuz its nice
+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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ONE SHOULD ALWAYS BE CAREFUL
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Nov 24, 2010 12:52 am
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office,
sitting there, he saw a man cum into the office.
Wishing to appear hot shot, the businessman
picked up the phone & started pretending he had
a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around & made giant
commitments. Finally he hung up & asked d visitor "can i help u?"
The man said "yeah, I’ve come to activate ur
phone line.
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How Money works.
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Nov 17, 2010 11:08 pm
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See how money works.
Money has too much power.
A beggar found 100Rs
He decided to have a great dinner
He went to a 5 star hotel & enjoyed the dinner
When bill came he said I have no money
Manager called police and handed the beggar over to him
The beggar gave 100 Rs to policeman and set free...
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Donot make Instant Wife
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Nov 15, 2010 10:39 pm
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Donot make instant wife, she can creat problems.
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."
Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
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Smile
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Nov 13, 2010 7:02 am
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Smile is good for health
Do you smile 
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