/blog/Mukus2U/?pid=f110 [B][SIZE 4][COLOR crimson]We make a living by what we get.We make a life by what we give.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE 1]Sir Winston Churchill[/SIZE] /blog/4138/post_42526.html?pid=f110&m= Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy."Tommy," replied the second. Fri, 02 May 2008 19:25:13 -0800 /blog/4138/post_42526.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_39949.html?pid=f110&m= 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 3. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of c Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:54:28 -0800 /blog/4138/post_39949.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_39430.html?pid=f110&m= Since I'm surounded by so many people who are full of air ...For 2008 I'm getting a car to match my friends. A car that runs on air for 1.3 cents and gives me a lot of milage. Much more than my frien Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:30:03 -0800 /blog/4138/post_39430.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_39308.html?pid=f110&m= Here are some actual classified ads that just didn't come out quite right! Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build bodies that last a lifetime. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:21:56 -0800 /blog/4138/post_39308.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_38734.html?pid=f110&m= Are you the scientific or artistic brain? The two hemispheres of your brain are as different as day and night, and though there is continual communication between the two, chances are that one of them Sun, 16 Dec 2007 00:48:31 -0800 /blog/4138/post_38734.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_38416.html?pid=f110&m= A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and sta Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:31:50 -0800 /blog/4138/post_38416.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_37875.html?pid=f110&m= Meaning: .This phrase comes to teach us of the strong link between form and content.For example, a person that his face ignites interest and curiosity; Given the chance to follow his life story, we sh Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:06:00 -0800 /blog/4138/post_37875.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_36862.html?pid=f110&m= A person of reproach will obstinate, suddenly he breaks and there's no cure. Meaning: Often we meet people who are adamant at presenting to their surroundings a stern determine and a 'tough' look and Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:20:19 -0800 /blog/4138/post_36862.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_36170.html?pid=f110&m= Don't be happy when your enemy falls.Meaning: Acquiring the above wisdom would serve as an amazing tool in a general philosophy of life. In order to provide a situation with a profound solution - one Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:07:35 -0800 /blog/4138/post_36170.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_35728.html?pid=f110&m= He who seeds wrongdoing will harvest wrong, and his tribe will perish. Meaning: This phrase presents us with an energetic entity abiding to physical rules - the wrongdoing.For example: A negative acti Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:40:13 -0800 /blog/4138/post_35728.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_34753.html?pid=f110&m= If he who hates you is hungry feed him and if he's thirsty serve him drinking water. Meaning: Newton's 3rd law generally says (in laymen terms) that "every action has an equal and opposite re-action". Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:44:52 -0800 /blog/4138/post_34753.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_34654.html?pid=f110&m= I received this in my mailbox today from a secret admirer and are so awed at this lovely poem that I wanted to share it here with my friends.I hope the sender of the lovely poem does not object to me Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:21:12 -0800 /blog/4138/post_34654.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_34652.html?pid=f110&m= A dear friend of mine send this to me complaining about the effect the Internet has on his marriage So here I sit, in all my glory...Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story...I once had a wife--she Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:01:38 -0800 /blog/4138/post_34652.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_34422.html?pid=f110&m= A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail addr Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:26:59 -0800 /blog/4138/post_34422.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_33712.html?pid=f110&m= I trust what I feelWhen I go insideInside the heart of me.I trust what I seeWhen I look at youReaching inside to see.A trust that’s long been brokenBy the cruel of reality ~Longing for Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:36:46 -0800 /blog/4138/post_33712.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_32256.html?pid=f110&m= To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something elseIs the Greatest accomplishmentDo You know yourself? Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:30:36 -0800 /blog/4138/post_32256.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_32146.html?pid=f110&m= I owe my mother ...1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:51:28 -0800 /blog/4138/post_32146.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_31678.html?pid=f110&m= A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:22:35 -0800 /blog/4138/post_31678.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_31351.html?pid=f110&m= Never stop caringabout the little things in lifeNever stop dreamingor give in to strifeNever stop building bridgesthat lead to promising tomorrowsNever stop smilingand looking forward to each new day. Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:27:05 -0800 /blog/4138/post_31351.html?pid=f110&m= /blog/4138/post_30623.html?pid=f110&m= I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just morons.I've learned Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:59:22 -0800 /blog/4138/post_30623.html?pid=f110&m=