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From the Garden of Eden
 
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Thoughts By Eden Garden
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........ Always lap up the flow .... Of Time ...... in Time ....... With a flourish ........... Jun 16, 2011 9:05 am
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........Take time to laugh
It is the music of the soul.

Take time to think
It is the source of power.

Take time to play
It is the source of perpetual youth.

Take time to read
It is the fountain of wisdom.

Take time to pray
It is the greatest power on earth.

Take time to be friendly
It is the road to happiness.

Take time to give
It is too short a day to be selfish.

Take time to work
It is the price of success.

Take time to love and be loved
It is a God-given privilege..........

(AUTHOR UNKNOWN)
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..... Ya heart will swell when ........When luv is in the rite direction.......... Jun 11, 2011 8:52 am
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......Never forget a special day.
Never miss a chance to say,
All the good things that you feel,
A loving kiss can always heal......

....Desire should make you swoon,
Each and everyday should be a honeymoon.
Nothing can ever be more important than your lover.....
Never give a passionate thought to any other.
To make love last for all eternity,

.....The "ME" must become "WE".

When your heart is full of affection,
Love will always know the right direction........
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Maintaining a relationship .... Favors can't be limited to material pursuits...... Jun 10, 2011 8:37 am
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.....For some girls, sexual favors are not the clothes or money, but are used to maintain a relationship, as coldly objective.

“I think we very much welcome the exchange relationship, almost like” you have to do this to stay in this relationship .......”

“There is a lot of social pressure,” said another. “Especially because of our age have a lot of girls to be in a sex personals relationship and are willing to do anything.”

The Sex Favors Are Stability Of Adult Relationship
The girls laughed and admitted that they never talk to their parents ’sexual activity’.

“I mean, we’re not looking for our future husbands,” said one girl. “We are looking for, perhaps … In our time because we are an adult personals ....
and particularly, I think all of us, of both sexes, we have many requests, I suppose, to be admitted. So if you use something casual, without any condition, which is perfectly good. ”

One female pondered “not mandatory” romances could be a defense mechanism against a great disappointment.

“Many girls are disappointed in love,” she said. “n I think they think they can hang the guy how to do, n do not care.

“But unfortunately, they do not care.”.... n that could be immensely fortunate.......
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OMG.... Mom must go to the Gym..... Home Shanti Home......... House keepin plz Help...... Jun 4, 2011 8:09 am
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It’s raining .... Pratham the brat is quietly looking out...
.... Rain in the hills is always awe-inspiring. I ask him what is fascinating him and he says in an awed voice – The lightning scribbles.
After a while Sparsh my lil dau points out that it is no longer raining...... Merely ‘grizzling’.
Dear God, please don’t let anyone correct them.
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Pratham my sonny n Sparsh calls out to me -----–
Mama, would you come n take a look at the size of this spider?!!!
I run down ready to whack the spider with something if she’s scared.
She’s crouched on her haunches, watching it weave a web.
“Shall I whack it?” I ask, brandishing a duster.
No, I want to keep it as a pet, like the fish in the bowl!!
Err.. okay then.....
And that ladies and gentlemen is why in my otherwise spotless house, we have a spider lazily sipping Long Green Leaf Tea....
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Pratham draws a picture of the family..... I look at the family of three and ask – where is Dada?
Sparsh looks at me with a don’t-you-know-anything-at-all look on her face.
He’s in your stomach, of course!
Ye Gods and little fishes, I may not be a great teacher, but what the hell are they teaching them in school?
Or .....should I just be hitting the gym?
in rite earnest.....
The Brat drags all his toys to my bedroom while I’m working, not really noticing how much he’s bringing in.
Once he’s done, he looks around with genuine concern and disgust and says
“Mama! What a mess your room is. Why don’t you tidy it up.”

??! ??!? ??! ??!? ??! ??!? ??! ??!? ??! ??!? ??! ??!?
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Will be soon in India.... hopefully ....ASAP....... May 28, 2011 7:52 am
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At the veri outset the Grand Life in Israel will soon be over... even though the tasks assigned hav been successfully n satisfactorily accomplished .... the number of frdz have apportioned accordingly... n a cpl of fems from Israel will be with us in India sooner then later....not jus for an Official sojourn but also for a tickle a/w pickles...

I do hope to create n also OMG recreate blogs n u would not mind me touching upon the 'taboo' topics like s**, human relationships, EMR, les life, complex emotions etc.

I believe you have all matured further to understand n participate constructively in such discussions.....
On a separate note, it's a pity that saying good bye to the Israelis is a sad distancing of bodies as emotional n the depth of Indian n Israeli relations r intact n flora fresh ....

Bye bye Israel
Hello India.....

Lots of Love,
From The Garden of Eden.......
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Endorsing the View as Expressed by ...... Swami Vivekananda......... Apr 12, 2011 9:26 am
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The highest of all feminine types in India is mother, higher than wife.
Wife and children may desert a man, but his mother never.
Mother is the same or loves her child perhaps a little more. Mother represents colorless love that
knows no barter, love that never dies.
Who can have such love? — only mother,

not son,
nor daughter,
nor wife.

- Swami Vivekananda

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The 'D' factor.... From Dev to Dhoni.......... OMG !! ..... V R The Cricketing Champs ....again..... Apr 3, 2011 2:16 am
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From the mind of eDen....
The 'D' factor.... From Dev to Dhoni.......... OMG !! ..... V R The Cricketing Champs ....again.......
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As they say wonders never cease..... Congrats to India,Indians n Dhonis Destroyers....Thanks Dev u n ya team showed us the way....

Luv to see the boys wt their Mahadicks in the buff.... holdin the all important Cup comin all the way to Israel...chuckles....

Girls luv to see The Mahadicks .... or is it the other way round.... ain't it Poonam....... chuckles again....

Now v all, ecstatic Indians want u to lift the 2015 cup as well...


!!! eDen !!!
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Cricket Diplomacy at it's best....... Will it work? ...... 26/11 to 30/3 ..... It's a Wednesday..... Mar 28, 2011 2:29 am
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Cricket Diplomacy at it's best.... Will it work?
.....26 / 11 to 30 / 3..... It's a Wednesday.......

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The invite of our Prime Minister .... extended to the democratic power of Pakistan n their acceptance will on one hand help in having a cordial relations across the border...

The trigger happy establishment of Pakistan and their cronies.... The Terrorists .... are truly agast at this mutual gesture of goodwill...Now the so called Hurriyat biggieswill make a hue n cry first n will also expect to be invited at the Mohali Cricket Venue....will surely show disrespect to our Indian Prime Minister n will be showing their displeasure when India scores over Pakistan and will be dejected when the Pakistani wickets fall ....one by one....

I am signing off for now as the writer n the readers have to conserve their energies to cheer India all the way....
India ..... India ..... Amen.
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India on the Fringes of..... Earning another .... World Cup Title...... Mar 24, 2011 9:45 pm
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Thank you Team India for dethroning Australia ....again from it's pinnacle .... .... ....

...... Was really veri sad to see Bret Lee whom I love secretly .... .... in pain..... Pray that the pain disappears soon.....

Team India .... v all want u to lift the World Cup at Mumbai ..... ....Amen.....
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>>> ... It is indeed ... <<< ...A Blessing for me ...... not being one of Gaddafi's Virgins ........ Mar 18, 2011 2:30 am
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Gaddafi was born in the year 1942 commonly referred to as ...
"Colonel Gaddafi",... "The Brother Leader" or "The Guide," has been the leader of Libya since his successful military coup of 1969.
Gaddafi’s days are numbered,but has sworn to fight till the end. As per his belief, he will go to heaven and be blessed with 72 virgins.... But wait he already has more virgins than that on earth!!!!Gaddafi is already having his own version of heaven on earth by having an entourage of female, supposedly virgin body guards that live and will die for him. What is up with that?
His argument on creating female fighters is that if women are trained and taught the art of combat they can better protect themselves and not be victims like those in other war torn Arab countries. His female body guards known as "The Amazonian Guard" are killing machines. They are trained to protect him and die for him. They also take a vow of chastity and apparently many young women are dying to take on this role....
As a matter of fact one got killed saving his life in 2009
when his convoy was attacked by assassins by throwing herself in the line of fire. So even if Gadaffi doesn't see his dream of being the first leader of a United States of Africa, at least he has seen his heaven on earth. For sure, some of these ladies are real stunners, but they'll stun you, too or "knock you
out... if you mess with their supreme leader. Some wear lipstick, jewelry, polished nails,even high heels.
Gaddafi is in safe hands. These virgins can kick a$$...
The Libyan leader's now considered a Despot by the civilized world....female guards are trained to kill....
More so trained killers...with a capital K... Gaddafi fears flying over water, prefers staying on the ground floor and almost never travels without his trusted female virgin Body Guards ....
!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>Gaddafi Stop being a Brutal Dictator <<<<<<<

Get Well Soon.... Gaddafi ...
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