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For wine lovers and connoisseurs
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Mar 12, 2011 11:19 am
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For wine lovers and connoisseurs
A man goes to the Lucas Carlton in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting.
The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud. "This is not the 1928 Mouton."
The waiter assures him it is, and soon there is another twenty people surrounding the table including the chef and the manager of the hotel trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton. Finally someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.
"My name is Phillipe de Rothschid, and I make the wine."
Finally the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928. "I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same
way, you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location."
Rothschid beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, "When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another in the other, and smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a small distance of geographic location makes."
 
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Thanks Friends
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Mar 11, 2011 11:34 pm
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Dear friends
Many many heartfelt thanks for the lovely greetings and wishes for my birthday. Apart from friends who wished me on Sunny's Blog there were many well wishes in Chat rooms and not to mention phone calls from some special near and dear ones on IFF. Thanks once again. May God listen to your good wishes and give me A Long and Happy Life ahead 
Here is one on : WISHING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WIFE
A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he ordered a birthday cake.
The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake.
He thought for a moment and said, put
"GETTING OLDER BUT YOU ARE GETTING BETTER".
The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"
The man said 'Well...put
"YOU ARE GETTING OLDER"
at the top and
"BUT YOU ARE GETTING BETTER"
at the bottom.'
When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.
It read:
"YOU ARE GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, BUT YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM"
Moral of the Story:
1. Always proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone.
4. If you still do it, book your bed at the ICU first
HAVE A GREAT WEEK END FRIENDS
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Fox Paus explained by Jeeves
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Mar 10, 2011 10:12 pm
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One day, Bertie Wooster decided to read a book.
On the very first page he came across an unfamiliar word. So he called
out to Jeeves.
"Jeeves, what is this 'fox paus'?"
"This what, sir?"
"'Fox paus', Jeeves."
"Oh, that would be 'faux pas', sir."
"Yes, dash it, whatever."
"Well sir, let me explain it this way. Do you remember last weekend
when Miss Plushbottom came to stay for the weekend?"
"Yes."
"And do you remember how on Sunday morning you pricked your finger on a rose?"
"Yes."
"And do you remember how, later, at breakfast, Miss Plushbottom asked
'Is your prick still throbbing, Bertie?', and you dropped a pot of
hot Coffee on your pants Sir?"
"Yes, Jeeves"
"Well, that, sir, was a faux pas"
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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
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Mar 8, 2011 8:30 pm
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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids." This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts".....no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.
"Loons and Moons".....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends".
Everyone loved it.
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A KIss- athon for Valentine's Day
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Feb 15, 2011 5:53 pm
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Its reported in Times of India today that a determined Thai Couple locked lips for 46 hours , 24 minutes and 9 seconds to celebrate Valentine's Day in Pattaya, emerging victorious and exhausted after a landmark "kissathon" that organizers claim marked the longest recorded smooch in History.
Any volunteer to attempt breaking this record ?
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