Something More for the Dummies..!!!!  

zahava Ask me for a photo 9/5/2010 8:16 am	Cudnt resist posting these....I promise these will be the last ones... Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Are you legal? You'll do. I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Hi. Can I domesticate you? I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home? I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off? So was I worth waiting for? I'm not drunk, I'm just like this all the time. Is you hot or am I coming down with something? Ive got the body of a Chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home. I have not had s*x in three years. No matter what you did, kiss me all over, dance for me, or wear provocative outfits, I would not give in. Want to test me? You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. You look like someone who enjoys a challenge I'm invisible. Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? You look just like my mother. I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. Do you have a name or can I call you mine What's wrong with the women in here? They just don't like gorgeous guys anymore... I'm not drunk, I'm always a little unstable. Id buy you a drink but if Im going to crash and burn I should do it sober. My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong? So, do you like fat guys with no money? Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
aumaumosho 259 posts  9/5/2010 8:31 am	videh
Aakash49 2108 posts  9/5/2010 9:20 pm	Thanks for giving me a bright idea. FREE GYNEC CHECK UP AFTER THE MAMMO. Yeh Dil Maange More
Pyyro 629 posts  9/6/2010 9:36 am	Today's word LEGS. Help spread the word. (not my own words - but something from the school days)
govind23456 Ask me for a photo 1382 posts  9/6/2010 9:31 pm	Thanks for the laffs, Zahava. Have a great day.