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Tit for Tat.. Serves Him Right!!  

prateekmishra

9/5/2010 4:37 am
 It sure is a copy paste stuff .. but I find it equally applies to all our male members here in IFF who never ever show any interest in extending a helping hand in solving a household problem... If you go on avoiding those little chores your wife wants you to undertake see for yourself how it gets solved automatically and to your utter detriment..!!

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

'HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW ?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD ?
I DON'T THINK SO'.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR ?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT '

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR ?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD ?
I DON'T THINK SO'.

'FINE', SHE SAYS
'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR ?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK '

'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS'.
HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD ?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR !!!! '

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS....................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED..

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

'HONEY', HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED ?'
SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE'.

HE SAID,
'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE ?'

SHE REPLIED,
'HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD ?
I DON'T THINK SO !'
Pyyro
629 posts 

9/5/2010 11:22 am

 Did serve him right !!

SUNNYBUNNY5
3407 posts 

9/5/2010 8:50 pm

 Bake was not required
but only bed... hahaha
spread Love, it is difficult to get true love

Aakash49
2108 posts 

9/5/2010 9:09 pm

 Prateek. I would have not only fixed the steps, refrigerator, lights but also ordered wine , Pizza and cake from Betty Crocker for this pretty helpless lady on the steps.


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Aakash49
2108 posts 

9/6/2010 9:04 pm

 Zaha. Oh my God , It takes very long to bake a cake. Banana shake by the time cake is baked?
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Aakash49
2108 posts 

9/6/2010 9:13 pm
    Quoting prateekmishra:
    Aaksh,

    Without your free mammogram..the id looks a bit watered down and listless..

    Yes, surely had you been on your way by the side of the hapless dame on the rickety steps that is the only thing expected of you..hahaha..or any body for that matter..
Prateek what to do. Recession and decided to take some rest. However, emergency ward is open
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