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Vet's Office :)
7/3/2009 10:34 am |
Three Dogs at the Veterinarian's Office Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?" "I'm a pisser," the Boxer replies, "I piss on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." "So what is the vet going to do?" the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection" came the sad reply from the Boxer. The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" "I'm a digger," said the Labrador. "I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said. The Labrador then asks the Doberman why he's at the vet's office. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?" "No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."   
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7/4/2009 5:28 am |
Doberman is the man and winner too!
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7/4/2009 8:38 am |
Doberman is the man and winner too!
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7/4/2009 8:10 pm |
Its really a good one,
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7/11/2009 4:07 am |
That is why I would never get a Doberman or any dog that is tall enough to climb on my back  . hehehe
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