THE WHOOPEE CUSHION WAITING ON THE TEACHER’S CHAIR  

tandoorikelly2 5/28/2007 4:30 pm Last Read: 6/5/2007 4:10 pm	All the class is silent Our eyes are fixed on where The whoopee cushion’s waiting on our teacher’s chair First she paces to the right, then paces to the left Carries on the lesson while perching on her desk Nobody is moving, everybody stares At the whoopee cushion waiting on our teacher’s chair We’re praying for that moment, when she will sit down Thinking of the giggling when we hear that funny sound SQUEAK! BLART! HONK! FLURP! PARP! BLURRRR! The whoopee cushion’s waiting on our teacher’s chair It cannot be much longer now, we know that it will get ‘er The anticipated waiting will make it even better Cos she hasn’t got a clue, she hasn’t got a care But the whoopee cushion’s waiting on our teacher’s chair What’s that noise creaking down the corridor Our Head Teacher’s coming – oh no! It’s Mr. Moore! We’d better all watch out, we’d better all beware The whoopee cushion’s waiting on our teacher’s chair He’s going to sit down on it! Oh no – disaster! We’re going to get in trouble now with our old Headmaster It sounds like twenty tubas Or a trumpet premiere You should have seen him jump! Ten feet in the air! A red faced ranting raver He began to swear Sounds that shook the ground Vibrating everywhere When the cushion was deflating on the teacher’s chair Everyone is frightened now, we’re bound to get detention But what happens next is beyond our comprehension Mr. Moore turns round to Miss and with an icy glare Blames her for the whoopee cushion left upon the chair Twice the embarrassment, twice the fun Got two teachers for the price of one ! So much pleasure for us all to share Thanks to the whoopee cushion on the teacher’s chair
tandoorikelly2 488 posts  5/29/2007 5:52 pm	lol prince i used to place stickers and thumb tacks on the teachers chair!!!
rajanduggal 68 posts  6/3/2007 3:46 am	LOLzzz.........