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HANGOVER ADVICE....
7/12/2010 11:15 pm Last Read: |
So today I am in a magnanimous mood where I shell out advice … that too FREE FREE FREE..! And of course since it’s more for guys I hope to at least get double the ‘hits’ on my blog. It’s a proven fact that guys only think of 2 things... SEX AND FOOD! (Not necessarily in that order...) But surprise surprise, today I am going to shell out advice on something as important to guys if not more as the two mentioned above and that is… ALCOHOL! OK not exactly as on alcohol as such since I myself cannot tell the difference between a Tequila and a Bloody Margherita... errmmm or is it Mary?Damn, I actually prefer the name Shirley to Mary or Margherita ….. Sigh but the bloody fools never did ask me for advice when they were naming the bloody cock...tails…was it? UFFF there I go rambling... ok ok back to me and what I am dishing out advice on... HANGOVERS my friends… and how to AVOID them. So here goes… This is the MOST important point please for all you planning to go out... PLEASE please avoid parties where liquor is served... You see if you don’t go to the party- you don’t drink and thus you NEVER suffer a hangover..! SIMPLEEEEEE.... If you do end up at a party... remember to avoid the dance floor andd loud music. I have seen guys who drink danceeeeeee andddddddd jump around to have terrible hangovers due to the added tiredness they bring on themselves. Drink and go straight home to bed.Wife happy..YOU happy! Of course remember too much of anything is not good for the body... excluding sex of course..!! Keep drinking lots of water along with the alcohol... which makes you go running off to the loo continously... thus making you drink less and diluting all that scotch inside you… result… ? No Hangover... voila..!! I recommend you find someone whose guts you hate the most and try to get her/ him sloshed (put on your best act guys… its needed here..!) and then watch their shenanigans and have a good laugh at their expense.. You will forget plying yourself in fear of making a worse spectacle than them... And last if you do find yourself sloshed... just get to the bathroom and puke… puke and keep pukinggg…Don’t worry , a hurt ego and looking like Rambo Stallone just bashed you 5 rounds in the ring but hey.. Anything acceptable butt a hangover right? And soooo…. I have done my good and free deed for the day... and hope all you reading this will appreciate my oh-so-very-kind and caring heart .Ahem Ahem…. Now Godji can I pleaseeeee expect an offer for the next BOND WOMAN... in my mail box….? |
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7/13/2010 1:55 am |
Evers Welcome to the "IFF Phookat Association." We dish out FREE Laughters, Advices and Services like Free Mammo  . For avoiding Hangovers one must have tremendous self Control. But the determination to have only controlled and limited quantity in a party is over ridden by the alcohol that enters the belly. It first disables the Self Control mechanism. I had posted Blog Oh Dirty Boozer, the top 12 One liners heard in a booze Joint. Hey, I made all the recommendations in UK to Mr. M for offering you Bond Woman's role in latest Bond movie Dr Mo. Let me check up and see what they are waiting for. Yeh Dil Maange More
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7/13/2010 2:49 am |
Hey I have other practical way-outs , eat less,dont leave your first glass in hand , keep on viewing the babes around, think about next day's plans , just try these small totkas , and u will find it amazingly effective.tc.
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7/13/2010 5:32 am |
Hey I have other practical way-outs , eat less,dont leave your first glass in hand , keep on viewing the babes around, think about next day's plans , just try these small totkas , and u will find it amazingly effective.tc. Eat less or no eating; Don't leave first glass in hand , keep on refilling the same till you loose count; Ogle at the hot babes around you; Dream about what you can do with them. With this done your plan and resolution the next day will be ' Salllah Kal se yeh Saali Dharooo Bandh. Yeh Dil Maange More
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7/13/2010 6:13 am |
It takes only one drink to get me drunk... The trouble is, I can't remember  if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”... I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”...
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7/13/2010 9:36 am |
Hick Hick.. Your Advice itself was so intoxicating ... My eyes are turning blurry, my head is spinning and eating circles... My ear drums can pick up occasional sound at a distance ... I can see king size bed everywhere. I think I am having an Hang Over Already ...      Cheers ! Smile  you never know whom it will make happy!
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7/13/2010 12:12 pm |
VEry sound advise evers.. Well me drinks only 1 drink of all the offering on the menu to avoid hangovers BTW Albert R broccoli or watever his correct spelling is - has agreed to take u as a bond gal, provided u let ClientEastwood play the Bond...
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7/14/2010 12:22 am |
i'd like to get drunk and see you as Bonds gal in a bikini - maybe i'll get to see 4 of everything? of course, if laloo comes into the picture that could spoil everything! i typically avoid hangovers by staying drunk ...
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7/14/2010 2:25 am |
Bom.. this is the perfect time to start doing the bhangra...!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU ADVICED CORRECT? SO NO BHANGRA - STRAIGHT TO BED... Cheers ! Smile you never know whom it will make happy!
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7/14/2010 10:36 am |
During my college days there used to be advises similar to this carved on wooden desks. It used to cover various issues How to avoid hang over? Answer is very simple - STAY DRUNK
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7/16/2010 8:51 am |
hey babe where are u? get back and get back fast. some guys happen to miss you! yeah really, i mean it and u better believe it. i do agree with u on some accounts, mostly about sex. no amount of sex is bad... so do get back i feel bad for those poor guys who miss you..
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7/28/2010 11:09 pm |
Some one asked Sankaracharya, 'what is the easiest thing in the world?' Sankara replied, 'preaching others!' Any way, thanks lady for a good piece of advice. you have rightly said guys are interested in those two things. if they take interest in boozing, those two will go. Whisky Returns cracked a good joke too.
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8/2/2010 2:12 am |
Some one asked Sankaracharya, 'what is the easiest thing in the world?' Sankara replied, 'preaching others!' Any way, thanks lady for a good piece of advice. you have rightly said guys are interested in those two things. if they take interest in boozing, those two will go. Whisky Returns cracked a good joke too. I am reminded of the great Shukracharya who continued boozing even after his daughter Devyani made him teach the Sanjivani vidya to her beloved Kutch in his belly and then had his stomach cut open. Evers, ever wondered if Shukracharya ever got hangover ? Yeh Dil Maange More
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